Excuse Me

In my time as a maturing delinquent, I’ve caused my fair share of property damage. My brother was becoming an Eagle scout and I was at an age where I was too proud to tell him I really wanted to be a part of his ceremony because loving your brother isn’t cool yet when you’re…

Moving Vans

It happened with my hamster, Scruffles, first. Mom said she took him to the hamster doctor while I was at school and that the doctor had said he had a hamster cold. I guess he got better because the next day he ran away. I thought maybe Rico who lives next door could help me…

Chocolates and Commas

Sometimes I think of these really pretentious analogies for ordinary things. Like saying that today is like a comma. I didn’t really have a lot to say about anything today because my life has been saturated with Sing Song, so I haven’t had time to consider a whole lot else. It’s like I’ve had a…

The Grown Up Table

When I was 6 years old I had a Star Wars coloring book And say what you will about Episode I, that thing was off the hook! Mom said I could bring it to church when we got ready to go So I stuffed it under my arm with my crayons and a Ziploc fulla’…

Coca Cola, Bill Nye, and Loving Your Neighbor

Let me tell you about a time I got in trouble. Naturally, it begins with a time my brother, Kyle, got in trouble. I don’t remember what he did, but he was in the beginning stages of what has now developed into an immense love for role playing and strategy video games. This was circa…